A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

You were born.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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