Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

who do we all like george goodburn

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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