Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Nick Cannon

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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