- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

The FCC

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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