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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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