- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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