- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why so serious ?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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