What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A Mormon walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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