- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

who do we all like george goodburn

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

if got a joke if fogot it

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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