Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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