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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

what is 3+3= 8

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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