- Anti Joke

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.