What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Rebecca Black's career.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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