- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

smell the vitamin C

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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