What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Ily bae

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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