- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

whats hairy and crys your mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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