- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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