Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

thomas!!!!

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Feminism

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Well, there's one way...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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