Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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