- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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