What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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women's rights

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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