Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What? Huh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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