- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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