- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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