there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

I love you

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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