- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

N-E Pats never cheated

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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