- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Your life

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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