Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Tim likes girls

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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one stop shop

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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