- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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