What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

The queen having a shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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