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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

I was watching Fox news.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Bob Saget that is all

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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