- Anti Joke

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them