- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

your mom is so fat.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

K

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??