How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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