- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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