- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

mitchell palmer sucks

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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