Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

mitchell palmer sucks

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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