A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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