- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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