- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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