- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Bob Saget

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Misner is a twat.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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