- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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