- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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