- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Blacks

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

u suck

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Your mom.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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