- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A man walks into a bar

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??