Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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