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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A hill billy went fishing

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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