- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

hi bye

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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