- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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