- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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