how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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