What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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retard

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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