I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Albino African Americans

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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