- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

an athiest walks into a church

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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