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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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How high is the sky? True or False

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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