I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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