Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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miha kako si?

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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