- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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