- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

i had a black friend once......just kidding

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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