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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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