What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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