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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Not a joke.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

CAVE JOHNSON.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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