What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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