Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Skinny people fart less.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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