- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Knock Knock Come in

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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