What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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