What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Boxing on Boxing Day

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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