What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

XD Jackass.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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