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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Kevin and Ramin

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

where is the world?

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

penis. nuff said.

So these two girls have a cup .

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