- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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