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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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