- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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