How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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boobs!

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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