You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

thumb_up thumb_down -2

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

thumb_up thumb_down -2

haha Otarts was here

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Stop Iran! We need the money.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Hi

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops