It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Penis

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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