- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Turkeys are obese

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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