So these two girls have a cup .

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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