- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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