what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

no pun intended

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

why did the zebra cross the road?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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