- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

But who would want to sell us out and why?

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

I was once a hamster.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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