What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

I like touching my boobs

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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