- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

feminists.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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