How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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