- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Womens rights

im telling maguire

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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