Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

save me from the nothing ive become

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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