- Anti Joke

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.