- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

I hate blackniggers

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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