- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

CFL

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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