- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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