- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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