If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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