Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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