- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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