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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

once you go black your credit goes wack

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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