- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

A midget walked under a bar.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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