- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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