- Anti Joke

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

hey guys im gay

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

If your reading this, youre not blind.