- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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