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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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