- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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