Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Asians.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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