- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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