- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

A jew enters a mall.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

2 + 2 = 4

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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