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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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