Chuck Norris Dies.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

A man walks into a vagina

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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