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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

knock knock? come in

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

No because your face is really f***** up.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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