- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Click here to end the world.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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