Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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