Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

13 =B you just learned something

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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